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every android user.

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  • Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.

tehjeff:

too much stress

not enough butts

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whiteboyfriend:

is this the arctic monkeys

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i cannot write this fucking paper.

fuck it. i’ll do it tomorrow. this is stupid

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Perfect is very boring, and if you happen to have a different look, that’s a celebration of human nature, I think. If we were all symmetrical and perfect, life would be very dull.

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